pikachuofficial:

pikachuofficial:

im going to make a “never read homestuck” pride flag

here it is! the colors are the characters’ theme colors inverted and the star represents being able to read zodiac posts normally :)

curvethemoonshine:

catchymemes:

🤘

typecozey:

typecozey:

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

This is the one that kills me

mesopelagic:

wemblingfool:

mesopelagic:

i would like to see… a little lizard

Here you go

that sir is far too small!

bonerfart:

Black Mirror Season 4 episode list announced

1. Cor Blimey, What If Facebook Likes Were The Only Way To Earn a Quid

2. Me Bloody Computer Tried Ta Kill Me, What a Right Corker

3. There Is An App That Can Download You… Well Scary Innit Bruv

4. Me New Misses Is a Android And I Aint Bovvered

5. The Cheeky Gov'na Got A Pic Of Me Bollocks Through Me Webcam

worldsworstfather:

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

drarrymeup:

Some of you never had to scream insults across the great hall at your crush just to get them to notice you and it shows

thebadgirlinharlem:

some of you never gave parks and recreation a chance because you have a superiority complex about the office and it shows